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Once time passes, once everyone with firsthand knowledge, or memories depart the plane of existence. . All that’s left is stories and history books. Example, today in the DC there is a massive statue of Thomas Jefferson, the first secdef, 2nd vp and 3rd president and the principal author of the declaration of independence. He drafted virgina state laws for religious freedom.His likeness is on the ten cent piece. Scholars today debate his stance on slavery. On one hand he advocated for gradual emancipation and in In 1784, Jefferson proposed the abolition of slavery in all western U.S. territories. On the other hand, in 1784 Jefferson owned (estimated) 200 human beings. He was also a pedophile. He stated that his relationship with his slave (and late wifes half-sister) began in France when she was 14-15, he was 44. They had at least 6 kids. So on a Tuesday on May of 1785 as he checked on his slaves and slept with a child, in that moment in time, whats the narrative, great man or sadistic asshat? Is the moral that massive historic progress/events erase all the day to day evil it took it achieve the "great thing"…and more to the point, doesn’t the day-day narrative of 1785 Jefferson come across as the great evil some hero needs to remedy? At the micro level, the man/woman who makes choices presented to them by their family circumstances and social standing, choice due to environmental circumstances they find themselves, choices made to survive to break cycle and grown…. Does it matter who many lies, theft and bodies are left in the wake if they end up on a coin? Is anyone truly "good" or "evil" or do we all have our own demons to overcome or indulge in? Maybe this cities does need to burn to be born again stronger out of the ashes, is that the narrative of the bad guy? Only if you fail or stop there. Kill and rape everyone, just make sure to write the declaration of independence somewhere along the journey.
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The duration of a legal case can vary significantly based on various factors, including the nature of the case, the court's docket, and the complexity of the legal issues involved. Some cases may be resolved relatively quickly through negotiation, while others may take several months or even years if they go to trial. During our initial consultation, we will provide you with a realistic timeline for your specific case and keep you informed about progress every step of the way.
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